Drunken Squirrels is a medium core 10 man adult raiding guild on the EST Thrall PVE server composed of skilled players who are looking for a DPS and/or a healer who has a dps offspec .

These are **FULL TIME PROGRESSION SPOTS** We do not recruit just to have bodies sitting around outside the instance being bored. We run 3 10 man groups, and have approximately 20 full time raiders... yes, if you do the math that means we have plenty of people running on alts who will happily take a break from having to raid 4 or 5 nights a week.

We currently have two groups both 9/12 in ICC hardmodes, just starting work on Professor Putracide. The third 1 night group was just created and is working on catching up.

Raid Schedule:
Group Moo:
Thursday: 8:00-11:00 ST (EST)
Monday: 8:00-11:00 ST

Group Voodoo:
Sunday: 7:30-10:30 ST
Wednesday: 7:30-10:30 ST

Group Snatch:
Fridays: 8-11 ST

We will consider exceptional candidates who fill other roles, as we have enough raids going on each week that we'll never turn away a SOLID *PERSON*.

If you didn't eat paint chips as a child and can manage a decent conversation while you kick ass and take names please continue reading...

Who we are:
We are NOT a new guild. This guild has been raiding together since Kara/ZA, and most of our members have played WOW since release. Many of our members are former hard core raiders with active real lives who do not have the time nor desire to commit to a 25 man raiding schedule. Although we are a 10 man guild, we are serious about raiding and know how to get the job done. We also prefer the intimacy of our 10 man environment, where you actually get to know your guild mates, and in light of the raiding changes in Cataclysm we plan to keep it nice and cozy like that. We have active guild forums and vent.

We are looking for like minded individuals who enjoy doing fairly hardcore 10 man content with 10 man gear and, most importantly, who are not total drama llama's or loot hookers. We have 3 active 2-night raids to choose from. We also understand the importance of things outside of WoW, so we do not have any stringent attendance requirements. We DO require you to make the runs you sign up for though... that's just common courtesy =)

With three raid groups we offer the opportunity to raid 2, 4, or 5 nights a week using your various toons across the groups. However, even though each group has a fairly light raiding schedule, we expect you to show up with your a-game each and every night you raid. We're a laid back and fun lot, but given each raid only has 2 nights a week to kick ass and take names we take our raiding very seriously. Keep in mind, WE ARE A 10 MAN GUILD! We have no plans to merge groups and run 25s, especially given the raiding changes due in cataclysm AND as many of our members have multiple alts and raid on all of those characters.

You can apply at our new forums drunkensquirrels.org/forum or pop on over to Thrall to contact Kulgan, Ist, or any of our members in game.

We will likely wish to have an interview with you before accepting you, either in vent or in game. We don't require the ability to speak in vent, just the ability to listen.

We look forward to hearing from you as long as you don't stand in the shiny and don't need to have the same fight explained to you 12 times - and remember: defile is NOT sweet sweet chocolate pudding.