Replies and stuff...
Tankspot: "Dear Pellaaearien, rogue with the extremely long and unpronounceable name, you should start thinking about protecting your account with something other than an unreliable paper cutout of an apple tree inscribed with the phrase 'No passwerd here lolz!'"
Pellaaearien: "Okay, if you say so!"
*Watches as rabid marmot makes home in the cutout tree.*
Pellaaearien: "That's great! Now no one can get in to my account! Including me!"
Best of luck to all participating and keep up the good work: the talented people here at Tankspot have saved my raid on more than one occasion!
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