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    Gratuitous Amounts of Tanking!

    Ever seen POWER-THIRST? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs"]YouTube - Powerthirst[/ame]

    Now apply it to Paladins!


    HEY!

    Do you wanna feel
    OVERPOWERED?!
    Try PALADINS the tank for people who need
    GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF TANKING!

    With all new colors like JUDGMENT, Holy energy! It's like adding WTFPWN to a CRITICAL HIT!
    Sound the alarm! You're going to be
    UNCOMFORTABLY IMBALANCED

    What's that? You want a warrior? Well how about Shield of Righteousness, made with real righteousness! REAL RIGHTEOUSNESS!

    Tanking! *AAAAAARGH*
    You'll be good at it!
    It's a tank for raids!
    RAID TANKS!

    These aren't your first-level puns!
    These are LOTHAR'S PUNS!
    SOULFORGED PUNS

    Hammer
    Shield
    Hammer
    Shield
    You'll tank so much your Raid Leader will be like "taaaaaannnnnkk lleeeeessssssss" and you'll be like "SCREW YOU!" and bash him in the face with your PALADIN SHIELD!

    You'll have so many Consecrates!
    CONSECRATION *AAAAAAAAAGH* JUST TANKING ALL THE TIME! Holy Shield, Holy Wrath, Holy Tanking, Holy Pulling, Holy Wiping, Holy Dropping Consecrate!
    You'll have SO MANY CONSECRATES!
    FOUR-HUNDRED CONSECRATES!!

    Use AVENGING WRATH on your Consecrates and they'll be good at KILLING!
    Make your enemies die ABNORMALLY FAST!
    They'll die as quickly as KOBOLDS!
    People will see them dying and think they're KOBOLDS!
    And they'll fight against actual KOBOLDS and be sent back to THE GRAVEYARD!

    So, go with the sure thing - don't gamble with your raid.
    *WIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!*
    Try PALADINS, the tank that will make you
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH*
    CRITICAL HIT!
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAGGH*





    Stolen from my guildy who probably stole if from someone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Winkle View Post
    You'll have SO MANY CONSECRATES!
    FOUR-HUNDRED CONSECRATES!!
    I seriously "lol'd" at this one.

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