Puns, tales, or even the downright shameful. Give us your best.
Since I've got to start, I'll pull up the one from our old news:
Mitigation Cars vs. Avoidance Cars
"I was listening to the Sonics game and a radio commercial for Lexus came on. The advertisement read along the lines of, "Car safety has too-long been judged by how cars best handle being in an accident. We have a new vision for car safety -- we prefer designing cars to avoid the crashes altogether."