Bad Tanking Jokes

[Ciderhelm]

Puns, tales, or even the downright shameful. Give us your best.

Since I've got to start, I'll pull up the one from our old news:

Mitigation Cars vs. Avoidance Cars
"I was listening to the Sonics game and a radio commercial for Lexus came on. The advertisement read along the lines of, "Car safety has too-long been judged by how cars best handle being in an accident. We have a new vision for car safety -- we prefer designing cars to avoid the crashes altogether."

And they described exterior mirror defoggers.

That's only, like, 1% Dodge."

[Ciderhelm]

Oh, and I'll be editing the appropriate ones into the original post.

[Tatt]

There is a Gold's gym commercial on the radio right now that says if you want to get in better shape or a better body then the thing you really need is.........EXPERTISE!!!

lol

[Moshzilla]

490 defense is enough for everyone !