[SunderMonkey]

when aproaching one of the bog lords in ssc, i noticed that it was suceptible to fire damage. we where running a pug ssc, and for some reason had 6 mages.

"If any of you fire mages pull agro on this bog lord im going to f*** your mother"

to wich i received this response


"well then im not going to dps at all, my mother is a very nice lady"

[Kitria]

MT/RL in MC explaining Ragnaros: "Can I get <warlock> to put an imp right here next to Rag." As he jumps up and down right next to the boss.

MT/Raid Leader in ZG: "And when Hakkar submerges you go get poisoned by the sons."

Our current raid leader: "After the infernal is dead everyone go beat off the boss..."

[Oda]

Valeastraz: We seemed to have trouble with people who were about to explode and die horribly not moving out of the way to the west side of the room.

Raid Leader: "If you're about to blow up, move to the west wall. It's not hard to miss. It's a fucking wall and it's to the fucking west."

[Jynavi]

While doing the guantlet up the hill to the eagle boss in Zul'Aman, I was handling the troll adds. Not really thinking at thie time, I said in vent "trolls in our rear." The next thing I hear is a chorus of "ewwws" in vent.

So now whenever we do that guantlet, the add announcement in vent is everything from "trolls coming up from behind" to "trolls in our rears."

[lorelye]

Our raid has a marvelous sense of humor all the time. One of my favorites, one night all the women in the raid started telling a guy to "Tank harder!"

In case anyone hasn't heard these, here is a list of "things not to say":
http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~dmackay/troxed.html