I must have spent 20 minutes LFG for a group quest in Icecrown. I know a lot of people just say "gwaaaarn, solo it!" but I find that universally means "gwaaarn die horribly and get your gear damaged while you flail wildly at a mob who reacts to your EPIC MACE like it's a wiffle bat". So I looked for group. I was like Lindsay Lohan, desperate for someone to hang out with, but obviously woefully undeserving of any attention.

I cajoled, I pleaded. I asked politely,...

I was a nub when I rolled a glorious Paladin nearly four years ago now. I was such a nub I thought Alliance was the way to go. I was such a nub I had no idea what the different server types were. I was such a nub I somehow ended up with a Warrior instead of a Paladin. I have no idea how.

I rolled on the random server that the free trial suggested, and began the all-important task of killing wolves. Unfortunately I was not able to complete the Sisyphean lupine slaughter, and must report...