Humor: Ranged Taunt for warriors in sunwell
Posted 09-04-2008 at 08:45 AM by Sanelora
This is going to be exceptionally short and sweet as I truly CBF at the moment:
A wise warrior once said to me:
"on trash and/or bosses in sunwell, I have a ranged taunt that lasts for a long time."
I of course thought:
"Oh shit, that's awesome! What have you worked out?!?!"
Unknowingly I set the trap for the next line:
"Yeah! If a DPS pulls aggro on the wrong mob or the boss, the mob/boss will run to them, smear their faces across the floor and come running back to me. Subsequently, that person will get flamed by the raid for the rest of the night. This is the principal behind my ranged taunt."
A wise warrior once said to me:
"on trash and/or bosses in sunwell, I have a ranged taunt that lasts for a long time."
I of course thought:
"Oh shit, that's awesome! What have you worked out?!?!"
Unknowingly I set the trap for the next line:
"Yeah! If a DPS pulls aggro on the wrong mob or the boss, the mob/boss will run to them, smear their faces across the floor and come running back to me. Subsequently, that person will get flamed by the raid for the rest of the night. This is the principal behind my ranged taunt."
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Clever. Very Tao. It's like WoW meets the Tao Te Ching... the WoW Te Ching, if you will.Posted 09-04-2008 at 09:02 AM by Thireas 
- Had to read that twice. Very nice :P
Posted 09-06-2008 at 07:29 AM by thedrawrf
