I have a problem. It's a rather small problem (quite literally) in the grand scheme of things. This problem is of the genus and species "Mus musculus" more commonly referred to as a house mouse. This particular incarnation I have nicknamed Diablo Muerto. I'll refer to him as DM from now on.

DM is a very health-conscious mouse (and for that I commend him). I know this because he bypassed my Pop Tarts and NutriGrain bars and went straight for the 100% whole wheat bread...