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This....is....orgrimmaaaa aaaa

Posted 09-13-2008 at 10:59 PM by Orkchops
Okay, my musings for the week...lol

I think I inadvertently started a race war of some sort on my server...:P

In my guild, I have this little inside joke where I refer to other orcs as "zugga"...which is a cross between the orcish "zug-zug" and the N-word, in case you haven't figured it out...lol.

While pugging SSC, however, an orc from outside our guild overheard us calling each other that, and started using it colloquially. Pretty...
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The Eternal Tale of Swords and Souls...and Junk.

Posted 09-04-2008 at 12:46 PM by Orkchops
Orkchops:
375/375 Engineering
375/375 AHH-OOH! AHH-OOH! AHH-OOH! *bangs shield*

One of my newer warrior tank recruits asked me a strange question the other day. Creeped me out a little. So I responded with an appropriately strange answer. Now I think he knows why there's an unspoken rule in my guild: Never ask Orkchops serious questions after midnight.

Q: "Orkchops, what was your defining moment in tanking?"

A: "How d'you...
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We're Gonna Set This Goddamn World On Fire!

Posted 09-03-2008 at 11:52 AM by Orkchops
Updated 09-03-2008 at 12:27 PM by Orkchops
My girlfriend and I were watching The Gong Show the other night and overheard one of the judges say to one of the contestants, "You can't teach that kind of talent. A gay wizard has to fuck it into you."

Since that day, this is how she has responded to every goddamn question my guildmates ask about how I got so good at tanking.

The actual answer, of course, is this site, and I say that honestly and with no extraneous ass-kissing.

But I guess...
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