When nubs attack!

Picture this: It’s a bright, clear morning in the Storm Peaks. The birds are chirping, frost wyrms are slaughtering mammoth by the hundreds, and you’re happily beating away on multiple Brittle Revenants to complete your Sons of Hodir dailies.

Down flies a sissy member of the opposing faction, a warlock to be exact. As a blood elf paladin I have a firm belief that no one wants to kill me because I will pay to have a sex change then dance on their corpse as a male belf until they rip their eyes out. Apparently this warlock didn’t get the memo.
Forgetting the 5 or so mobs beating on my face I turned my attention to my dot happy assailant and proceeded to pretend to know how to PvP on a PvE specced prot paladin until he fell over, at which point I thanked my Brittle Revenant friends for giving me an unlimited supply of mana and promptly killed them too.

Unfortunately the Revenants turned out to be scheming bastards, and conspired to only drop 1 of the quest items out of the 5 that I killed. Again I start gathering up some friends, hoping to get this daily done as fast as possible so I can get onto some serious Spear Thrustage!™ then go polish some guys horn (sweet!).
Turns out the warlock doesn’t like me much, so now I’m running around all over the place with a big scary skull on my head. Luckily for me this warlock sucked more than me at PvP and forgot the basics of How to play a Warlock, aka fear-dot-dot. After cleansing a single debuff on me I made short work of my squishy fear-happy alliance friend and finished my quest.

Now I’m off to go get the oil for sexy fun time. Happy fun cave turns out to be void of any fun, but apparently had a group of pro alliance who had been going around the zone hunting down lone Horde players and ganking them until the cows came home, or until their mothers called them downstairs to brush their teeth.
5v1 is a fair fight, yes? Apparently so. Lucky for me I have the 4pc T7 bonus, and can bubble for an extra 3 seconds! Unluckily they had two priests, I think to cover how much they sucked they needed the extra heals. But all was well, my trusty Green Proto-Drake saved me from the clutches of the pansies and flew me to safety, and a lot of Hodir rep!

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve seen maybe 3 or 4 of the opposing faction who actually know what a fair fight is. It annoys me to no end when people camp you just for the hell of camping you, but it’s the ones who go around in groups and then gloat/flex and express how awesome they are that make me want to stab them through the internet.