WTF is the spork for?
Posted 01-09-2008 at 02:35 PM by Lilred
So everyone in their life has eaten in a break room at their work place at one point or time I am sure. Most of them even come stocked with eating utensils. You know plastic forks knives spoons. Ever work for a place that was so cheap that they just stocked the infamous spork?
SPORKS!?!
Who was the asshat that ever thought of these. THEY FREAKING SUCK. Everyone know what a spork is? You know those all in one spoon/fork pieces of crap that flatwear conpanies think you can actually eat with.
Have you ever actually used one? I have tried on several occasions. Basically they are HALF a spoon with three fork prongs. yeah tell me about it. Then on top of that they are so cheap they break off in your food if it is anything with more consitency of refried beans......
At work they are so cheap that in order to save money they buy sporks. No need for forks and spoons when you have the spork. I think the person that invented the pieces of shit should be publicly flogged in the middle of the street. It had to be some Chinese Communist Econimist that invented these. Well i can see the point you take a spoon put tongs on it and you save the money on two utensils. Not only that i bet for the missing part that should be a spoon You can make an extra spork for every 100 you make.
Two days ago. I tried eating soup beans with one.......YOU CANT. You cant spear the food because the prongs are so stubby and you cant scoop it because of the prongs. So a meal that take 5 min to eat becomes a 20 min chore to down and then you only have 10 min to go smoke.
I dunno wierd petpeeve I know but hell it just pisses me off that someone was so cheep that he could not buy two utensils and had to come up with these fucking things that take all the enjoyment of eat out of the meal.
oh the other thing that is really irritating. two days of dring 20 miles behind someone driving 54.........
SPORKS!?!
Who was the asshat that ever thought of these. THEY FREAKING SUCK. Everyone know what a spork is? You know those all in one spoon/fork pieces of crap that flatwear conpanies think you can actually eat with.
Have you ever actually used one? I have tried on several occasions. Basically they are HALF a spoon with three fork prongs. yeah tell me about it. Then on top of that they are so cheap they break off in your food if it is anything with more consitency of refried beans......
At work they are so cheap that in order to save money they buy sporks. No need for forks and spoons when you have the spork. I think the person that invented the pieces of shit should be publicly flogged in the middle of the street. It had to be some Chinese Communist Econimist that invented these. Well i can see the point you take a spoon put tongs on it and you save the money on two utensils. Not only that i bet for the missing part that should be a spoon You can make an extra spork for every 100 you make.
Two days ago. I tried eating soup beans with one.......YOU CANT. You cant spear the food because the prongs are so stubby and you cant scoop it because of the prongs. So a meal that take 5 min to eat becomes a 20 min chore to down and then you only have 10 min to go smoke.
I dunno wierd petpeeve I know but hell it just pisses me off that someone was so cheep that he could not buy two utensils and had to come up with these fucking things that take all the enjoyment of eat out of the meal.
oh the other thing that is really irritating. two days of dring 20 miles behind someone driving 54.........
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Sporks FTW... I just hate the really shallow ones. There ARE different types of sporks, you know. If you feel it's that much of an issue, you should suggest a different brand to your supervisors...
...they'll most likely laugh at you and label you "spork dork", but hey... at least you get the chance to voice your concern. XDPosted 01-10-2008 at 07:29 AM by Radhja 
