So, as conventional wisdom goes, celebrities die in threes and this theory passed the test this week when the King of Pop stepped up in the clutch, following Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett.

Yeah, I'm a cold hearted bastard but my general distaste for the general concept of celebrity comes to a head when one of them dies. You'd think the world was coming to an end if you bothered to turn on TV last night.

Apparently, Ed was a pretty good guy. He did alot of charity...