Fakebook
02-17-2011, 01:18 PM
Just an article I wrote to help out my fellow WoW players... before you hate, at least take a read. Women, back me up here.
Bring on the trolls!
Pulled from NerdsPwn.com Please comment on the site/ this forum you like! Thanks.
First and foremost, let’s talk add-ons. I would recommend using a wardrobe add-on, over the default, because staying in style is going to help make a good first impression. Check out GQ or askmen.com for some helpful tips on looking fly. Now, we need to make sure you know how to do this encounter, so instead of using the Elitist Jerk forums, read into the proper techniques online. There are actually a lot of resources, so choose the strat that best fits your class personality and traits.
Alright, so you’re all prepped up and ready to go. Assemble your raid and head on out! When you arrive, remember that it is not important to rush to this encounter. Get ready to make your way through a lot of trash mobs, as bars are usually filled with them. Remember to save bloodlust , as applying the proper DPS and having a back up to help you pick up healing is going to be quite useful. Confidence in the win is key here, but if yours is low, then a DBM mod would be perfect for a boost on what to do. No matter what, enjoy yourself. This boss is only aggroed by guys that are having a good time, smiling, and seem like fun to be around. This means you might have to /dance, utilize the chat functions with your friends, and look like you enjoy being out of your basement.
Phase 1: The Introduction
It happened! You finally pulled this mob. Here are some tips for phase one. Use a /focus macro, as keeping eye contact with this girl is going to be key. You don’t want to /inspect her too much, as this can be seen as unattractive. DPS light at the start, you want to casually approach this mob and control your DPS. Talking too much may cause the mob to think you are too into yourself, and she will cast Vanish or even Divine Protection.
Phase 2: The Conversation
When engaged, remember that it is actually beneficial to not use abilities like kick or windshear, as interruption is not beneficial. Remember, don’t talk about your earlier wipes with other bosses. This one will actually cast a defense barrier if the conversation is focused on someone else. Don’t be too eager, as this is a sign of inexperience (possibly due to being a Wrath Baby). Being cheesy and using the typical pick up lines will not be effective, as her resistance to these abilities is very high.
Phase 3: The Closing
If your confidence is high, this might be the easiest part… but you took a lot of damage and you feel like someone is about to cast fear on you. Don’t worry. Just go for it. However, remember that this boss is dynamic. There isn’t a specific strat to use, so do what feels right. Invite her to your next raid or another fun event that is going on soon. You did well and didn’t wipe, so get her NPC #. Again, don’t be over eager and /whisper her too much… you don’t want to be seen as a Felstalker.
If this didn’t work, then don’t worry! There’s plenty of encounters out there, you’ll find yours eventually.
Bring on the trolls!
Pulled from NerdsPwn.com Please comment on the site/ this forum you like! Thanks.
First and foremost, let’s talk add-ons. I would recommend using a wardrobe add-on, over the default, because staying in style is going to help make a good first impression. Check out GQ or askmen.com for some helpful tips on looking fly. Now, we need to make sure you know how to do this encounter, so instead of using the Elitist Jerk forums, read into the proper techniques online. There are actually a lot of resources, so choose the strat that best fits your class personality and traits.
Alright, so you’re all prepped up and ready to go. Assemble your raid and head on out! When you arrive, remember that it is not important to rush to this encounter. Get ready to make your way through a lot of trash mobs, as bars are usually filled with them. Remember to save bloodlust , as applying the proper DPS and having a back up to help you pick up healing is going to be quite useful. Confidence in the win is key here, but if yours is low, then a DBM mod would be perfect for a boost on what to do. No matter what, enjoy yourself. This boss is only aggroed by guys that are having a good time, smiling, and seem like fun to be around. This means you might have to /dance, utilize the chat functions with your friends, and look like you enjoy being out of your basement.
Phase 1: The Introduction
It happened! You finally pulled this mob. Here are some tips for phase one. Use a /focus macro, as keeping eye contact with this girl is going to be key. You don’t want to /inspect her too much, as this can be seen as unattractive. DPS light at the start, you want to casually approach this mob and control your DPS. Talking too much may cause the mob to think you are too into yourself, and she will cast Vanish or even Divine Protection.
Phase 2: The Conversation
When engaged, remember that it is actually beneficial to not use abilities like kick or windshear, as interruption is not beneficial. Remember, don’t talk about your earlier wipes with other bosses. This one will actually cast a defense barrier if the conversation is focused on someone else. Don’t be too eager, as this is a sign of inexperience (possibly due to being a Wrath Baby). Being cheesy and using the typical pick up lines will not be effective, as her resistance to these abilities is very high.
Phase 3: The Closing
If your confidence is high, this might be the easiest part… but you took a lot of damage and you feel like someone is about to cast fear on you. Don’t worry. Just go for it. However, remember that this boss is dynamic. There isn’t a specific strat to use, so do what feels right. Invite her to your next raid or another fun event that is going on soon. You did well and didn’t wipe, so get her NPC #. Again, don’t be over eager and /whisper her too much… you don’t want to be seen as a Felstalker.
If this didn’t work, then don’t worry! There’s plenty of encounters out there, you’ll find yours eventually.