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Ciderhelm
06-08-2007, 07:17 PM
I like Spam cooked. Fried and crispy, I think its great, and it goes great on grilled bread. So at the store I see "Spam Singles." Packets of square slices of Spam, kind of like the Tuna ones you can get, with a yellow dotted line:


THIS DOTTED LINE IS LIKE A FREEWAY. THE FREEWAY TO A DELICIOUS EXPLOSION IN YOUR MOUTH.


Obvious jokes aside, this seems reasonable. The first line beneath it is, "Fully cooked, so eat it cold..." Well, what have we here? Pre-fried Spam?

For the last 15 minutes I have been in various states of nausea. This is disgusting. Raw Spam.

Ciderhelm
06-08-2007, 07:24 PM
and finisjed

smell
06-08-2007, 10:24 PM
finished as in you barfed?