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Eravian
02-16-2010, 08:58 AM
Ouch.

GŁth
02-16-2010, 10:28 AM
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and he says, "A beer for me, and one for my giraffe." They stand around drinking for hours until finally the giraffe passes out on the floor and the guy pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says: "Hey! You're not going to leave that lyin' on the floor, are you?" and the guy responds: "That's not a lion. It's a giraffe."

Eravian
02-16-2010, 12:41 PM
...the third guy ducks.

Jalousie
02-16-2010, 04:03 PM
Two ovaries walk into a bar.

"Hey, can we get some cervix over here?"

GŁth
02-16-2010, 04:14 PM
Two ovaries walk into a bar.

"Hey, can we get some cervix over here?"

LOL. Would you mind if I quoted you on that for a signature?

Jalousie
02-16-2010, 05:34 PM
LOL. Would you mind if I quoted you on that for a signature?

Go right ahead! It's basically the only joke I know so I should probably encourage you to spread the love.